Palette Philosopher Gifts

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

I'm color blind, please help.

Crayo-Blah

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Henri Matisse

Divine Intervention

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'