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If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Vincent Van Goat.

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

I'm color blind, please help.

Henri Matisse

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Crayo-Blah

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Artist painting a picture of a pavement, "Y'know, being a pavement artist isn't all it is made out to be."

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'I didn't get a grant.'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

Paint-By-Letters.