Color Philosopher T-Shirts

Paint-By-Letters.

"I'll bet an exciting shade of beige would really make these walls pop."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

"He's very disciplined about his writing, every morning he stares at the keyboard for at least 4 hours before he allows himself a cup of tea!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

Art Gallery.

Creative Baby.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Instant art

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."