Color Theory Critic T-Shirts

'You do realize these colours will look very different in daylight?'

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Art Gallery.

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"We encourage Theo to challenge clichés and mediocrity."

RBG, RGB, CMYK

"AI designed my statue."

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'To much orange.'

Tank color choices.

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

Wearing all black

Free Speech has heavy price.

Chicken

'Is it me or do these new led street lights wash out the reds and yellows?'

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

'I think it's called RED!'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

Pfft! I could do that.

"He wasn't quite dark enough to name 'midnight' so I named him ten o'clock."

Dr. Roy G. Biv, Rainbowologist.

A color test planet

Complementary Colors

"Freeze! We're taking a look at your additives, preservatives, artificial coloring..."

"Eww! -- Is that the only color bandage you have?"

"It's off-white, but a little too off. It may get very tiring. What do you think?"

Paint-By-Letters.

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

"Jackson, will you please stop doodling when you're on the phone?"