Color Theory Buff T-Shirts

Citrus Grammar. Tan-Gerine. Pale-Gerine. Sunbruned-Gerine.

Autumn For Dogs

Chicken

"It's called yellow on blue."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Too bright."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"He's an abstract artist."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Creative Baby.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Art Gallery.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'