Color Theory Fan T-Shirts

'There's something wrong with the rainbow, Mum.'

'Gosh, Gloria, we've been standing on this pink porch an hour, and you're still green! I've never met a chameleon like you before!'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

Art Gallery.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

Instant art

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Area 51: The Inside Story

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."