Color Theory Fan Prints

'There's something wrong with the rainbow, Mum.'

'Gosh, Gloria, we've been standing on this pink porch an hour, and you're still green! I've never met a chameleon like you before!'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Art Gallery.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

The Best Art Teacher in the World.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

Instant art

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."