Color Theorist T-Shirts

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."

"The edges are nice and hard, but your colors aren't icky enough."

A color test planet

'White is the new black.'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Just call me Picasso!

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Art Gallery.

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Vanity, thy name is Maple.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."