Color Theorist Mugs

RBG, RGB, CMYK

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

"I was grinding out barnyards and farmhouses and cows in the meadows, and then, suddenly, I figured to hell with it."

"The edges are nice and hard, but your colors aren't icky enough."

A color test planet

Piet Mondrian

'White is the new black.'

"I was born into the wrong color. I'm not pink, Oh, doc, I'm so depressed..."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

"Too bright."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Art Gallery.

"He's an abstract artist."

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"