Color Theory Aficionado Mugs

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"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Too bright."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Art Gallery.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"He's an abstract artist."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Creative Baby.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Instant art