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"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Just call me Picasso!

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Art Gallery.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Instant art

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."