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Tough Diagnosis

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Too bright."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

Art Gallery.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"He's an abstract artist."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"Hon, do you think the accent wall was a mistake?"

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Instant art

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."