Color Theory Explorer Gifts

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Art/not art

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

Art Gallery.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Instant art

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

Great job on the color! Thanks. It looks totally natural. Hi, Twig! Hey. Success! She didn't notice. "Mom dyed her hair with Gatorade."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."