Color Theory Explorer T-Shirts

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Art/not art

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

Creative Baby.

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Art Gallery.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"Your painting is both original and good. Sadly, the good bits are not original and the original bits are not good."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"Your receipt is also available in a choice of colors."

Instant art