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'Help!' - Man drained of all colour down to his ankles is in the ink refil shop.

Art Gallery.

"I'll marry you only if you agree to give up cubism and convert to post impressionism."

Red Whine

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"Whereas we used to display losses in shocking and offensive red, we now display them in warm and comforting toasted almond."

'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

Creative Baby.

"He's an abstract artist."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

Exhibition of Paint Colors.