Color Theory Mugs

"Your GP prescribed the green medicine, which I don't have, so I'll give you some blue and some yellow, which you take together to make green, OK?"

'Of course these are false colors. The reds are really greens, the greens are reds, the blues are oranges and the oranges are blues.' 'Makes sense.'

'We need some sweet in reception - use this colour chart.'

"Are you sure this is a Film Noir"

'White is the new black.'

Sky blue

Multicolored yellow cabs

How Colours Work

"I'm mixing red and yellow to get green."

Rainbow of light from an anglepoise desk lamp

These colour charts are ridiculous... coal' black, 'midnight' black, 'licquorice black'.' - 'There's too much choice! All I want is plain old boring bl-' - 'Ooooooh... 'panther' black.' -

'Haven't you heard? -- Blues are passe.'

'You found another pigment? Hallelujah! I'm so tired of my blue period?'

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'I'll be damned if I'm going to add pink because my grand daughter said to.'

Profits are down, staff morale is in freefall and we haven't kept control of costs...but it's not all bad news..."

I'm afraid we are talking more of a puce, than a genuine indigo!'

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Creative Baby.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Art Gallery.

"He's an abstract artist."

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'