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At the risk of appearing highly judgmental...

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"This plaque shows nine planets, but their transmissions say their system has eight."

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Voice of the GOP

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"I hope it's not contagious."

"Binaldi, Ravaccio, Dellacorte... and that's just the frames."

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

The place is full of dealers.

"That's not Earth! I knew you were too proud to use the GPS!"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

'Big deal. You found a particle in your lab. I vacuum over particles of yours every day.'

'My fortune says 'You have enjoyed genetically modified rice and you will be hungry for more in an hour.''

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Sean Hannity

Mittzkrieg

"Today our panel will be discussing the distinguishing characteristics between the UPS and FedEx truck, and the appropriate corresponding overreaction."