Particle Pundit T-Shirts

Protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

'Big deal. You found a particle in your lab. I vacuum over particles of yours every day.'

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

Quality Control

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.

Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Torturing the English Language

The Jose Padilla Experience

Honest Boris

"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."

The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.

U.S. Credit Rating

Fifty shades of Leveson.