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Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

The Art Student.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

Vincent Van Goat.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

I'm color blind, please help.

"Stop staring"

Crayo-Blah

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

Henri Matisse

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Shadow Artist

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'I didn't get a grant.'

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Did you know that your lips move when you paint?'

"Oh, I can paint alright, but only miniatures..."

"I forgot blue."

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

Still life?

'See you tomorrow!' says artist to the fruit that has been posing for him.