Color Palette Pioneer T-Shirts

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

David Hockney

Crayo-Blah

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Shadow Artist

That adds life! Before we installed the carpet, I looked down and saw nothing except a blank stair!

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Self-Portrait

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

"I forgot blue."

Paul Gaugin

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

If you keep sitting on your paintings, you're going to become an impressionist!

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.