Color Palette Pioneer T-Shirts

"He's showing a great interest in drawing."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

Crayo-Blah

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artists supplies: Fire Sale - Oil paints, burnt umber, burnt orange, fire red, hot pink.

Divine Intervention

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Shadow Artist

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Self-Portrait

'I didn't get a grant.'

'It's another canvasser dear'

'I love an empty canvas...especially yours...'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

Pantomimes Are Lousy Painters. . .

Paul Gaugin

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

'You need to slow down - use more color.'

"I forgot blue."

'My work is about having a big tin f grey paint in the shed.'

'Do you have any white with a hint of discount?'

"I'm sorry, but his command of the earth tone palette is pure genius!"

Painting of a wave in a calm sea.