Palette Ponderer Gifts

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

I've heard it said that art is a journey, Al. Where does it lead? The poorhouse.

I've got to run down to the art store again. Another gilt trip?

Desert Painter

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

"Van Gogh has always been associated with the colour yellow. In your case I think the colour is mediochre!"

Crayo-Blah

The Art Student.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I'm going through my 'blue period' - all my other crayons have broken.'

I'm color blind, please help.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"But is it..?"

Divine Intervention

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"

Shadow Artist

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Fin (The end).

A tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it.

"It's always Roy G. Biv this, Roy G. Biv that. Never Burnt Sienna!"

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'It's another canvasser dear'