Painting Ponderer Gifts

'This was bestowed by a famous philanthropist before he made his fortune.'

"I know Beth from the days when 'Christina's World' was up where the Klimt is now."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

The Art Critic

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

The Eternal Question. But is it art? NO.

Wet paint.

Fin (The end).

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Happy thoughts

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'Okay, let the minutes show we're not absconding with the money until the economy improves...'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Three work boxes: 'IN...LIMBO...OUT': 'I think I've found your bottleneck.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Desk bins: Pretend it's not here, Hope it goes away, Delegate it.

Doo inc..can and no can.

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Rodins rotten juggler

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

Document Filing in the Post-Literate Era.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

Crayo-Blah

'Does he mean before or after the needs survey?'

"But is it..?"

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"