Artistic Ponderer Gifts

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"It's very male."

The Thinking Santa

Gallery of modern art

In/Out/These Things Happen.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Is this who I am?"

"I cross the road to forget."

High School Schedule

Non Thought For The Day.

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

'Dad, what is peace?'

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Harmon Silas, calculating the thousand words his picture is worth, wonders what do do with contractions.

'Mind if I join you?'

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Don’t think of that tennis ball as lost. Think of it as finally free."

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