Public Art Ponderer Gifts

Lacks Structure and Meaning

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

Writer

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

Rodins rotten juggler

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

James Russell Lowell

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Cleaning up after a statue.

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

Fin (The end).

Linesman of the North.

Pavement artist.

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking

Gallery of modern art