Public Art Appreciator Gifts

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue (black and white).

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Eros, Piccadilly Circus

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Misunderstood artist

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Juggler and Illusionist

Scarpia's Palace

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Artist on the Beach

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Ariana Grande caricature

Coot on a jetty

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

Josephine Baker

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'