Public Art Admirers Gifts

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

The Artist

"That'll be five bucks."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Shell Fire

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Easter Candy Island.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Donald Glover

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Starbucks Siren

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

I told you not to touch its belly.

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

Cleaning up after a statue.

Alien Mount Rushmore

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

Monster Buskers

God and Adam's first date.

Covid Masks