Public Art Admirers Pillows

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

The Artist

"That'll be five bucks."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Shell Fire

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Starbucks Siren

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

'For the last time, this is NOT a public art event.'

Cleaning up after a statue.

Covid Masks

God and Adam's first date.