Public Art Enthusiast Pillows

"Winter in Central Park just isn't the same without all of last year's Christo crap."

Henry Moore

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

'The pigeons are encouraged by the town's authorities to balance the pompous style of the monument.'

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

Statue of limitations

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I have no thumbs."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

The Selfie

Candle Portraits.

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Wagging Dog

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Giant white horse.

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Children's Art Show.