Public Art Fan Pillows

Cleaning up after a statue.

'In honor of the Bureau of Missing Persons'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Taking a peek at the audience

Pharaoh Cocoon

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Thank you for deferring your response.

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Munch Master.

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Tracey Emin - Private view.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.

Falling for art

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.