Public Art Fan Pillows

Cleaning up after a statue.

'In honor of the Bureau of Missing Persons'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Wok. Don't Wok.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Pharaoh Cocoon

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Will Work for Food: By 'work' I mean do nothing. . . by 'food' I mean cash.

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Thank you for deferring your response.

Big Bubba Is Watching You!

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"This was his real breakthrough piece."

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Munch Master.

Tracey Emin - Private view.

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Mouse eating the fruit in a picture

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

It's either an intriguing and witty reflection upon the creation of concepts out of an absence of substance...or he's missed his bus.

Falling for art

At The Imaginary Museum of Fine Art: 'Bare Bulb Hanging' A Deconstructed Mobile.