Poetic Ponderer Gifts

"Hmm. What rhymes with layoffs?"

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

Chiller Theatre

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Sauce for the Goose

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"Needs to get a life"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Is this who I am?"

"I cross the road to forget."