Poetry Ponderer Gifts

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

James Russell Lowell

Writer

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

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'I have to write a poem about Dad. What rhymes with plonker?'

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

"This 'road not taken' where we're going for dinner, was she also a road not travelled?"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

"Have you been playing dice?"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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