Painterly Ponderer Gifts

2Oh, it's okay if you're into neo-romanticist art. Personally, I prefer the soaring perspectives of David Hockney or the controlled frenzy of Gerhard Richter."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

"Needs to get a life"

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"Even though I wasn't always perfect, I feel deep down that I am now."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Temporary and Permanent Writer's Block

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

Writer

Lost and Profound.

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Rodins rotten juggler

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

"In the room the women come and go. Talking of Michelangelo."

Shakespeare considers alternatives to iambic pentameter

"This is Heaven, you idiot. Everything's perfect. There is no suggestion box."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

tbh 'tis better to have followed and been unfollowed than never to have followed at all lol #perspective.

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

Crayo-Blah

"But is it..?"

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"

James Russell Lowell

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

'Am I covered if a car falls on my tree?'

Sometimes I wonder where I'd be if I'd crossed the road less traveled.

'You're right, Mr, Haskins, those were extremely 'normal' word associations. Now let's try it without the thesaurus.'

'You will eventually discover that all women are the same. The only difference is how deep you have to go before you see the pixels.'

"I haven't seen their work before, I like their use of light!"