Paint Stroke Ponderer Gifts

"I love the way her eyes look right past you as they search out the most important person in the room."

Happy thoughts

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

'Ooops. Look at it this way: you won't have to worry about bee mites infesting your colonies now.'

Keystone XL

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

Trump attempting to pull down the thinker

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

The Old Dun Cow - Bitter & twisted.

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"He had help. There were architecture specialists, costume specialists, angel specialists..."

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

"But is it..?"

Crayo-Blah

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'My research cover two fields: the behavior of matter under high pressure, and the behavior of scientists under high pressure.'

'Mind you, I'm not responsible for the entire pipeline ?' just the section that flows through my office.'

Look at all the pretty flowers....Neonicotinoids.

Negotiations over the new colour scheme had reached stalemate.

Selective pesticide - to kill only ugly insects (and not butterflies and ladybirds).

'If you're really open to change, you won't go South this year.'

Gallery of modern art

'I may not know much about art but I know what I like to slag off.'

Fin (The end).

"As I said to Steve: if they don't ship oil in that proposed pipeline...it's going to make one heck of a water slide!"

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

'Well, how many pints do you weigh?'

'Sorry, Steve, but we're trading you to France for two impressionists and a dadaist to be named later.'

Movies made for under eight million dollars.