Paint Stroke Appreciator Gifts

"I'm a friend of the gallery - in fact some of my best friends are buildings."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Modern Major General

Pastorius wonders why.

Misunderstood artist

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Scarpia's Palace

Juggler and Illusionist

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Brickie's Mate

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

Before Dogs Knew How To Play Poker,

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Artist on the Beach

Leonore from Fidelio

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Two monks play tic-tac-toe with calligraphy-style 'x's and 'o's.

'Magnolia, Michaelangelo, the ceiling was meant to be magnolia!'

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Coot on a jetty

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"How did this comma get in with all the pieces?"

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Ariana Grande caricature

"Gesundheit."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"Lou, c'm'ere - you gotta check out this guy's Degas!"