Pint Appreciator Gifts

Brickie's Mate

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'I'm trying to limit my drinking.'

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

"I had just one pint with my lunch!"

Beer

What the Doctor Ordered

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Great coffee, Carole."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Snapshots in Time

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Tortured Plank

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

'Oi! '

"You have a Picasso?"

Caddy With A Cool Box

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

Cybervegan Caf

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'It's from the local microbrewery.'

'Hey, we're in style!'

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

The Beer Whisperer

Yeah, I get it. It's hot - But you don't hear me screaming every time, do you?