Pint Appreciator Gifts

Brickie's Mate

'Maybe so, but I bet that beer is nature's second most perfect food!'

'I'm trying to limit my drinking.'

'Cloudy beer! Global warming!'

"I had just one pint with my lunch!"

Beer

What the Doctor Ordered

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"Great coffee, Carole."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Snapshots in Time

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Tortured Plank

'I've found taking a sip of another table's wine is an effective conversation starter.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'What have you got in the way of an imported red that has a label that doesn't look like my cat drew it?'

Future Candidates For "Colorization"

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"You have a Picasso?"

'Oi! '

"When they pass around the coffee and the...pumpkin pie!"

"There's trouble, boys. Let's pants up and move out!"

"Must you always be so anthropomorphic?"

Caddy With A Cool Box

"You know all the best pubs for lunch, Seamus."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

'Hey, we're in style!'

"You definately have a musical ear"

Darts team ordering their drinks using notes attached to darts.

'Most people serve crackers to cleanse the pallet at a wine tasting. You had to pick one hosted by a dental hygienist.'

'Nostalgia just isn't what it used to be...'

The Beer Whisperer

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

Dueling marionettes.

"A quick pint, Mavis, I'm running on empty!"