Drink Appreciator Gifts

Caddy With A Cool Box

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Fried chickens.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Whiskey wars

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'