Beer Appreciator Gifts

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

Nature is not perfect

"This place has the best happy hour."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Fish hunting for men.

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Beers

"A pint! I'll need proof, and that's human years, not dog years!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beer Stall

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'