Drink Appreciator Pillows

Caddy With A Cool Box

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'No ice.'

Join me in a Martini?

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

California Beverages Map