Drinks Appreciation Pillows

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'A cheeky red?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Pasta

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'I'm an atheist!'

'The King of what?'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Recycling bottle bank.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

Whiskey wars

Red Wine

You are simply the Greatest

Rabbit Punch

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'