Pink Drinks Appreciator Pillows

Bartender, there are some short hairs in my pink squirrel. As long as they're pink, what's the problem?

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Happy Hour

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The King of what?'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Besties Photo

Drinking Companions

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Sharing Drinks.

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.