Pink Drinks Appreciator Mugs

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Happy Hour

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Drinking Companions

Rabbit Punch

Besties Photo

Sharing Drinks.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"I love blue Martinis. It's like the fifties and the nineties all mixed up together."

"Sad but true - my career ladder turned out to be a career footstool."

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Bar chart