Fancy Drink Admirer Mugs

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'The King of what?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"They grow up so fast."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.