Fancy Drink Enthusiast Mugs

"Would you like the Tall, Non-Fat Latte with Caramel Drizzle, Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte with Soy Milk, Triple,Venti, Soy, No Foam Latte..."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'The King of what?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"You call this ice?"

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

Sharing Drinks.

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'