Fancy Drink Enthusiast Prints

"Would you like the Tall, Non-Fat Latte with Caramel Drizzle, Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte with Soy Milk, Triple,Venti, Soy, No Foam Latte..."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Man at work sees in lounge refrigerator, 'Creative Juices'

'Your switching to Scotch? And after I've given you the best beers of my life!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Rabbit Punch

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"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"You call this ice?"

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'If that's Dorothy, we're not here.'

Sharing Drinks.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'