Fancy Drink Appreciator Prints

Cannibals enjoying Martinis using heads as olives.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'Fried chickens.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Next Round Indicator

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Whiskey wars