Drinks Appreciation Prints

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'A cheeky red?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Pasta

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

'I'm an atheist!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

'The King of what?'

'Well, if nothing else, Brad, your wine selection does prove you have a sense of humor.'

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Recycling bottle bank.

'It has to breathe for exactly 22 minutes; then I can pour you a glass - right after the sacrifice.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Whiskey wars

Red Wine

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Rabbit Punch