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Cannibals enjoying Martinis using heads as olives.

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Join me in a Martini?

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

'Fried chickens.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'The King of what?'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Next Round Indicator

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Whiskey wars

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.