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'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Shaken not stirred

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'The King of what?'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

Whiskey wars

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

Rabbit Punch