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Let me guess, a Squirrelly Temple?

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Early Colour TV

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Jarvis Cocker

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Computer Class.

Edison invents the personal stereo

'It's an antique!'

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"He's deliciously vintage."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Elton John

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

1950's.

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

Nurse's introduction training - "We don't get the quality of student we used to"

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub