Retro Beverage Enthusiast T-Shirts

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Diner.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"And this is our media room."

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Early Colour TV

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Computer Class.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

Edison invents the personal stereo

The Old Time Television Channel

The fate that awaits us all: creeping Rooneyism

'It's an antique!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

T-Shirt: 'Been there done that but I'd do it again.'

'The King of what?'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."